Description

Cyber Leader: You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?
Dalek Sec: We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek! You are superior in only one respect.
Cyber Leader: What is that?
Dalek Sec: You are better at dying.

Don this 100% cotton, expertly hand-crafted Dalek apron and everything from kitchen messes to craft-room disasters (and even the occasional mortal enemy) will disintegrate right before your very eyes.

Although one Dalek might seem less terrifying than an army of the snarky yet terrifying Kaled mutants, one Dalek is arguably enough to EX-TER-MINATE an entire army of Cybermen.

This multifunctional apron can also double as a Halloween costume and in the rare case of a Dalek invasion act as the perfect disguise.

Women's One Size--
Bust: 38-40(97-102cm)
Length top to bottom: 29 (73cm)

Made with preshrunk 100% cotton navy blue and printed fabric.
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Ships in a reusable, biodegradable bag

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